It’s nice that they’re so polite.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    23 days ago

    On a tangentially related note I recently replaced a smoke detector and instead of just a loud beeper the damn thing talks, and it’s been awhile since I’ve wanted to throw something electronic against a wall that much.

  • Rentlar
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    You should go to Japan, commercial vehicles, service vehicles and emergency vehicles often have audible turn signal sounds, with their turns and reverses announced in Japanese (and in rare cases English).

    • Flying SquidOP
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      65 days ago

      That sounds cacophonous to the point that it would drive me insane, so I might skip Japan on my travel itinerary.

      • @[email protected]
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        55 days ago

        Prepare for insanity then as this is becoming the norm for the UK, I’m surprised you haven’t experienced it yet.

        A lot of construction machinery is now getting to the point it announces just that it is in use every 5 - 10 seconds. It is fucking obnoxious.

      • HubertManne
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        34 days ago

        nothing could keep me from japan if I had the money and if it was pollution free for some reason or like we solved the whole pollution problem or such.

    • @[email protected]
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      The funny part of that most of the vehicles in the Caribbean are second hand from Japan. It includes commercial vehicles so you can end up with a garbage truck speaking Japanese while reversing in Caribbean streets.

      • Rentlar
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        Yep usually interspersed with a couple back up tones.

        The left and right signal voice is typically: Hidari (Migi) ni magarimasu. Gochuui kudasai. [= Will turn left (right). Please have caution].

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      I like the little shuttle golf carts in Japanese airports: each cart plays a different tune as they drive along.

  • @Suck_on_my_Presence
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    65 days ago

    Where I’m at, all the beepers sound broken, so it’s this awful squawking noise. But it’s purposeful, almost all large vehicles make that horrible noise.

    • @9point6
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      165 days ago

      If it sounds like loud bursts of white noise, then it’s very much intentional.

      The old style beepers were generally perfect waveforms with minimal harmonics, which has the side effect of being hard to identify the direction it’s coming from.

      White noise however is basically all harmonics, and if it’s coming from a point source, it’s very easy for us to identify exactly where it’s coming from. It also has the bonus that it doesn’t travel as far as the beeps too, so it sounds much louder closer and quieter further away, where you’re not likely to need to know about a reversing vehicle.

      The slight downside of the speaking ones is they assume everyone speaks the language, which won’t ever be true 100% of the time. Sure most will figure it out, but every country has their morons.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      15 days ago

      I have no idea. Neither wake me up since I’m already awake.

    • HubertManne
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      24 days ago

      I was thinking it would be great to have citizen in there with like adam wests voice. Stand clear citizen a dangerous vehicle is reversing.