Will delete if another is made while I’m making this one.
This is too funny. Laneway was not worth it.
Testing positive for both covid and the flu.
oh no, you take care and get better soon
Oh, that totally sucks!
Brutal!
Rest up man! That sucks hairy balls!
So we’re back to thinking ‘is this worth getting covid for?’ before we do anything again… yay.
Not me mate. We just didn’t really enjoy the music or the food this year and this is what we’re left with haha. We’ll be there again next year!
🦪
What aggrevates me is that if you agree to do something, actually fucking follow through.
If you don’t want to, then just say so, instead of fucking me around for days.
Fucks sake.
Some people don’t understand that they’re fucking with someone’s life.
Tax time
Chicky baby!
Class chickens???
Are you getting chickens? 😍
Haha no. Just my workplace and only temporary for a few weeks.
OMG OMG OMG
What manner of fluff is this exactly?
DeliciousAdorable chickenWe know who to ask if we need eggs
If it turns out to be female. If it’s a rooster, then it’s coq qu vin all round I reckon.
Do not eat the baby
Agree. Wait until it grows up.
Due to popular demand all pre orders have been suspended.
Have a nice day.
awww
A study of Pepper in packing paper. These make it look far calmer than it was.
What a stunner!!
Like a cross between a mouse and a cat 🥹
So cute!
Edit: I need packing paper lol
I love him.
Well that’s enough news for today. Clive Palmer has a new political party, called Trumpets of Patriots. No this is not a Beetota advocate headline.
I really hope he fails in spectacular fashion, there’s no place in Australia for a trump like party to exist.
Also I’m sick of his ads on tv.
Edit: Just to add he was forced to use this name because he failed to register his United Party name in time.
I needed to have got off this ride years ago 🤡
ffs, that’s like saying Hitler for Patriots in the 1930s
these cunts can just fuck off
Sounds like a bunch of ‘patriots’ farting in synch
“Trumpets” lol where’s my mute? I’m tempted by a violin case for these idiots…
Night night
Dentist complete. Have retained all teeth
Did you take any freebie toothpaste?
Now we’re talking.
I call them stocking stuffers.
What?! I’ve never been offered a toothpaste, what else has my dentist been hiding from me.
Not offered. They’re usually on the counter at reception in a bowl. If they’re not, you gotta ask.
I’m all about the free mini floss packs. Got me onto my favourite brand (Gorilla), that shit works way better than everything else I’ve tried
Nerp, they were running short of it.
You got ripped.
I’m stuffed. Had my psych appt earlier, and my brain is MUSHY
I always used to book my appointments on days when I had nothing happening , it was just too hard
Oh I have nothing to do today lol! Decided to play Skyrim to help process my neurons
hugs
Much less stress in the kitchen. Made a kickass mushroom and pea curry with cashew cream, and finally cooked up the cabbage (with possibly too much of ajwain seeds). Everything is clean and tidy and I don’t feel so overwhelmed. Success!
I’m going to have another crack at Juice… 25% of the way through and not that impressed, seems like a lot of heavy handed exposition atm. But I’ll keep going
E: nice to listen to even 2 minutes of rain, so calming ☺️
Reference and police checks are underway for the new role. All goes well should have an offer shortly.
Excited, cause it’s something new. Nervous cause it’s something new. Anxious, cause I really don’t want to meet new people.
Anxious, cause I really don’t want to meet new people.
I feel that. Deep in my soul.
I’ll have a few months to suss things out and hopefully fall into a nice groove.
The new dept seems to be on the younger side, which is fine. I can deal with younger than older, enteenched
sometimes I forget I am old and try to talk to young’un’s 😔
You’re only as old as you think.
I feel older but think younger generally.
Want some buzz words? “Brainrot”, “skibidi toilet” “yeet” and “get on the tiktoks”. You’ll fit right in!
Instead of shaking people’s hands, I’ll dap them up and dab right after.
That ought to raise my respect levels.
Good man! Also dont forget to ditch the ankle socks. Cool kids are wearing higher socks now for some reason.
Can’t forget the onion on my belt too…
that one i dont know haha
+1.
Makes me wonder if that somehow becomes stronger with time…
Person walking around co-working office with no shoes on. I’ve got no issue if you take your shoes off under your desk, but then walking around the place with no shoes, nope. It’s a workplace, not your home.
Last receptionist would take her shoes off at her desk and then stick her feet out from under her desk. WHYYY did she think customers would be okay with seeing that?
Though she also sewed at her desk, played phone games and stole about $3k worth of stuff, so clearly she wasn’t quite the professional she tried to pretend she was.
That’s almost impressive.
Wheres HR when you need them
🤮🤮🤮
Eww! I agree, keep your bare feet for the beach or home.
You might be able to remind them that it’s an OHS issue being barefoot assuming you have a policy in place.
If you’ve worked there longer than them you could say “hey. I wouldn’t walk around bare foot. I’ve seen some things on this carpet”.
I worked in an office where one of the systems guys refused to wear shoes. Hr made him sign a waiver. I don’t really care about no shoes. I don’t find it gross.
Alfie has let me know that he plans on releasing books about the Grave Injustices That Cats Face, his first will be highlighting a particularly grievous instance that affects cats worldwide:
Mum Had Ham and She Didn’t Give Me Any! (Okay, She Gave Me a Bit, But I Want MORE).
He feels it will be a Sunday Times Best-seller.
My cats will write the foreword, and give it a five star review!
Ya gotta pay the tax everytime you open the fridge these days.
good people, normal people, usually self question and self blame and start to think that maybe they are the one who is narcissistic
sure, people who are victimised by narcissists might end up with psychological injuries but that’s not the same as being narcissistic
here is a video by a therapist, that I watch regularly, to help us affirm that we are ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5X2Q2dunHU
you’re ok 😘😘😘 love you all
Haha omg get out of my head Seagoon 😂 I often worry endlessly that I’m a narcissist, until my partner says “no, you’re a traumatised only-child, who’s worried about being a narcissist; narcissists don’t worry that they’re narcissists!”
Thank you for that video, adding to my “to watch” list!
Edit: okay holy shit! My ex is/was 100% a narcissist good fkn loooord
I’ve never worried whether I’m a narcissist. Does that mean I’m a narcissist?
Oh wait, now I’m worrying whether I’m a narcissist! But does that mean I am or not?
😂😂😂
Nah highly doubtful you’re a narcissist, at least in terms of the DSM.
There are certain traits and delusions required for one to be a narcissist (NPD), and it is often caused by childhood trauma.
Don’t take me too seriously, I sure don’t!
(I like to hope that I’m not - but that was just be being cheeky/silly)
All good I figured it was a joke don’t worry!!
I worry that I’m so good at being a narcissist that I can’t tell.
And Spud is right, it takes terrible repeated trauma as a child and total neglect of emotional well being as an infant. It’s very tragic.
I will never forgive my mil for the cruelty she has inflicted on her kids and the rest of the fam.
Love you too Seagoon
hugs to you too
That was an interesting watch. Thank you for that.
Looks like I’ve just made my first post ever! 😅🪭 Good morning and goodnight lovely people of the daily thread 🧵🪡
Good Morning! Thank you for posting! ✨
No problem! I was strangely nervous for some reason 🤷🏼♀️
Melbcat still takes her breaks in the other room and cuddles a lot but she seems to have perked up a bit. She’s often finessing me for treats and I think she can see them - I shook out a few crumbs which she ignored but when I placed a full treat in front of her she went for it instantly.
She also jumped over a small box to go look out the screen door.
