Are you scared to walk down the streets of NYC and also have too much money? There’s an app for that.

  • @ToiletFlushShowerScream
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    353 days ago

    To the persons who will be providing physical security: these CEOs are not worth your life. Collect your paycheck, and when the time is right, just step aside.

  • @Fashim
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    Mad seems like a really good vector to organise attacks on CEOs

    I mean it’s a bit of a perfect storm isn’t it? You have a military set up to promote kids into a form of indentured servitude for college etc

    Then after they’ve been chewed up and spit out they’re often fucked over by veteran social services

    Then you have this techbros uber app, which is promoting SAD/SOG/SWAT/SEAL kinda guys but we all know how slimey techbros are so chances are you’ll get Bob who did 2 years in the cost guard coming to protect you.

    Now if I’m vet who’s been fucked over and I have the right credentials to get a job protecting the people who fucked me over, what do you think I’m gonna do?

    • @HasturInYellow
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      23 days ago

      I say give them a chance. I mean who needs qualifications anymore right?

  • @CritFail
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    163 days ago

    This is where they find out that it is very difficult to tell the difference between apolitical bodyguards and anti-capitalists with a gym membership.

  • @satans_methpipe
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    133 days ago

    Better start cooking your own food and doing all of your own vehicle maintenance. There are soooo many more of us than them. We could eliminate them overnight.

    • chingadera
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      43 days ago

      I must be noble and protect the billionaire class

  • @TargaryenTKE
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    163 days ago

    The sad truth is that this already exists and has existed for a very long time. The global “Security Consultants” industry is worth somewhere around $50 billion. Granted, a lot of that comes from like, shipping companies and such, but if you have the money, they’ll protect you. Usually with retired or discharged veterans so they already have significantly more combat experience than whoever they’re protecting from, especially not some rando who I contracted over my lunch break

    • @ieatpwns
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      13 days ago

      Because kojima is from the future

      • @BradleyUffner
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        22 days ago

        Well, I guess it’s time to start stockpiling piss grenades.

  • @demizerone
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    73 days ago

    Take a bullet for a billionaire? Nah

  • Pennomi
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    133 days ago

    Good, they should be scared. But I highly doubt an armed guard like that would prevent a proper dedicated attack. It only takes one bullet to kill a man, after all.

    • @[email protected]
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      103 days ago

      Sounds like an excellent way to compile a list of those with some reason to fear public retribution for their actions though

    • @Arbiter
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      63 days ago

      Targeting the armed guards is also easier and drives up the price of protection.