Steve Hofstetter strikes again.

  • magnetosphere
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    221 day ago

    I especially like “make breakfast for our children who will still talk to us when they are adults”.

  • shoulderoforion
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    371 day ago

    OP didn’t red mark out OOP’s name Aaron White, oooooooo, we all know now, ooooooooo, how can we monetize this, the sheer power of it all, coursing through us, Aaron White, we’ve done it

  • stebo
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    81 day ago

    I have no partner or children or job so I don’t get out of bed

  • don
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    1 day ago

    Not sure how you conservatives even manage to remember both steps of the human respiratory process. Do you have a tattoo on your arm that reads “step 1: breathe in. step f breathe out.”? Ever find yourself faint and dizzy because you forgot what step you’re on?