I lost my hearing aid today.

I looked for it for 10 minutes.

I enlisted the help of strangers.

It was on my ear.

The End.

  • Snot Flickerman
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    132 days ago

    I do this with my glasses all the time.

    I need new glasses… Then maybe I wouldn’t think I didn’t have them on.

    • @[email protected]
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      52 days ago

      Just about an hour ago, I couldn’t find my sunglasses. I was waiting in the car to pick up my nephew. I had worn my sunglasses in order to drive there. But after he got in the car and I went to back out of my parking space, I couldn’t find my glasses. They weren’t on my head or in a cupholder. I just had them, where did they go? I haven’t left the car; I think they must have fallen under the seat. Nephew says nothing. So I reach for my backup sunglasses I keep in the little holder above the rear view mirror. Drive nephew home, continue on my way home. Parked in a shady spot by my garage, & I went to take my sunglasses off so I could see better. I tried to hook them on my shirt collar. And that’s where my first pair was.

  • I was nearly frantic trying to find my glasses once. I enlisted the aid of SO (who complied, but was smirking for reasons that would soon become obvious). While I was digging around in places it could have fallen, I mentioned that it would be so much easier if I could actually see clearly while doing this.

    Then I had a brainstorm. I took my glasses out of my blouse’s front pocket and put them on so I could see more clearly if my glasses had fallen behind the desk…

    • @acetanilideOP
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      111 hours ago

      Lmao!!! Brilliant. Thank you haha

    • @acetanilideOP
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      42 days ago

      That is exactly what stranger #1 said lol

  • HubertManne
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    32 days ago

    had a grade school teacher who always could not find the glasses on her head.