He asks the nurse: “Where am I?”

“Washington DC,” the nurse replies.

“And the trade war with Canada?”

“We won that years ago.”

Elated, he asks, “And how much does a carton of eggs cost?”

“Just one toonie eh?”

  • dohpaz42
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    233 days ago

    All things being equal, I’d be okay being a Canadian.

        • @[email protected]
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          Right.

          So why would you need or want either to exist? A literal legal statement that nearly your entire population is an inferior form of humanity. The concept is inextricable from monarchism, no matter how vestigial.