She’s a cat…with a collar…leash

To the owner: “Nice pussy, can I pet it?”

I’m calling the council

Pspspsps

Just laser point her into your lap

Get down to her level, friendly slow blinking

shakes treat bag

opens tin can

I thought she had 2 pairs of eyebrows, lol. Nope it’s her hairstyle.

Hello, I think you look cute. My name is deaf_fish, do you want to get a coffee or hot chocolate some time?