• @[email protected]
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    347 minutes ago

    Oh boy can’t wait for off brand Jumanji

    Seriously tho, there’s so much you could do with Minecraft and the settled on making a Jumanji clone

  • @[email protected]
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    105 hours ago

    this movie has never stopped looking EXACTLY like those shitty “minecraft in real life” renders.

  • @[email protected]
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    1811 hours ago

    This will either be regular terrible, or so terrible that it actually becomes sort of funny.

    • @[email protected]
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      37 hours ago

      I really hope it’ll be the second because I’m kinda hyped for this film and I don’t even know why.

  • Ech
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    19 hours ago

    It’s from the same brain that gave us Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre. It’s weird on purpose, y’all.

  • @[email protected]
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    1622 hours ago

    I don’t understand. I mean that honestly. Is it really this hard to make a movie that’s true to its video game roots? You already have a built in fan base, so you know they will help with ticket sales and word of mouth. You need it to be accessible to normies, which is fine you can dumb things down but it’s MINECRAFT, it’s not like we’re talking super dense lore here.

    • @[email protected]
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      1511 hours ago

      There’s not really anything in the game that’s worthy of a movie anyway. Don’t get me wrong, it’s one of the best things I’ve ever played and the fun we had on multiplayer servers hosted with my friends will stay with me forever, but it’s not exactly bursting full of lore and storylines.

      • @[email protected]
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        37 hours ago

        That’s kinda the point I think. The only thing they had was the aesthetic and they half assed that so its kinda pointless 😄 Not only do they not have the original fans, they won’t have any new fans either. Just a waste of everyones time.

    • @[email protected]
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      115 hours ago

      Can they just stop making video game movies and have some originality for once? I thought the writer strikes were over. Why is shit still so uninspired?

  • veee
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    1222 hours ago

    Other than the title and creatures the poster doesn’t really scream Minecraft.

    • @[email protected]
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      99 hours ago

      He is the last one who can save anything. What’s the last good movie he was in? School of rock?

    • @BroBot9000
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      517 hours ago

      Jack Black has been a negative selling point for movies since the first Jumanji remake.

      • @[email protected]
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        114 hours ago

        Oh, I didn’t even know he was in that movie, didn’t really watch it or pay attention to its promotion material…