In the aftermath of more slow, dystopian, apocalypse shenanigans I’m trying meditations to slap a bandaid on my hemorrhaging mental health.

Seems like all I can find are slow ASMR style speeches about sunny fields and peachy angels, and I can’t stand that don’t-wake-the-baby talk. I’m not a baby.

I connected with one, lost to time, led by a guy with a chronic smoker’s rasp who demanded inner peace. It was spiritually healing because I have a poor relationship with my father.

Please, friends, do you know any free, guided meditations that aren’t condescendingly peaceful? That aren’t trying to sell supplements or pitch their sponsors midway through?

PS. No posh london accents, they remind me of the king.

  • @[email protected]
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    27 hours ago

    Something else like this is Insight Timer. They have paid content but you can safely ignore it and search for the kind of recording you want.

  • @sinadia
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    28 hours ago

    I use Healthy Minds. Free, no ads.

  • @[email protected]
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    8 hours ago

    PM me and I’ll give you a free month to the Waking Up app or alternatively message the support there and ask for a free subscribtion and they’ll give you one for a year and then you can ask again next year.

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    210 hours ago

    Not quite what you asked for but Balance has amazing tracks and offers 1 year free. There are 2 voices to choose from, and tons of different scenarios to work from.

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    515 hours ago

    Personally I use Medito on Android. It has “courses” explaining different mediation techniques, but also a “daily” mode which allows you to set for how long do you want to meditate and with which voice guide. I think it also has a bunch of tracks for specific mediation techniques.

    • @CeedoestreesOP
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      15 hours ago

      I like that it’s free, you don’t need an account, and there’s variety. The voices seem AI-ey but whatever, I did a seven minute meditation with “Will” and no longer care who’s a robot.

  • @Kyrgizion
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    I like Mooji’s vids.on youtube. They are pretty long though, in case you’re only looking for 5 minute sessions.

    • @CeedoestreesOP
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      215 hours ago

      “Just let it go. Stop. Do it.” This is what I need.