• sp3ctr4l
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    7 days ago

    Had Zelensky an unreasonably good grasp of American culture, he could have retorted with half the lyrics from Johnny Cash’s ‘The Man in Black.’

    It was a protest song against the Vietnam War, the mistreatment of the poor and imprisoned.

    selected lyrics

    Well, you wonder why

    I always dress in black

    Why you never see

    Bright colors on my back

    And why does my appearance

    Seem to have a somber tone?

    Well, there’s a reason for the things

    That I have on

    I wear the black in mournin’

    For the lives that could have been

    Each week we lose

    A hundred fine young men

    I wear it for another

    Hundred thousand who have died

    Believin’ that we all

    Were on their side

    Ah, I’d love to wear a rainbow

    Every day

    And tell the world

    That everything’s okay

    But I’ll try to carry off

    A little darkness on my back

    Till things are brighter

    I’m the man in black

    • @teamevil
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      67 days ago

      But he did call The Orange shit gibbon a bitch in another language. So that’s a huge win

      • sp3ctr4l
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        47 days ago

        Its ‘Cyka’ (cyrillic) or ‘Suka’ in both Russian and Ukranian, right?

        • @teamevil
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          17 days ago

          I’m not sure, I just hope it’s true

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      67 days ago

      Johnny Cash started wearing black so he wouldn’t have to wash his clothes often on tour.

      • sp3ctr4l
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        67 days ago

        Whether or not thats true, he came up with a damn good post hoc rationalization for it.

  • @[email protected]
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    97 days ago

    Imagine a shallow, demented, incontinent old man who’s never played with a full deck of cards in his life telling someone, “you don’t have the cards”

    The self restraint of Zelenskyy to avoid saying, “get Fucked loser” is monumental.

  • @[email protected]
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    7 days ago

    All I see is a great president dressed appropriately for the office of his country and a fat orange beluga whale in a suit.

    • @Hawke
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      197 days ago

      Don’t insult beluga whales that way.

  • mad_asshatter
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    47 days ago

    Man without suit meets suit without man.