Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
You are transported to the neolithic period.
Hmm… is anyone else with me?
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
You’re going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
A puppy?
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
I’m willing to settle for that.
Honestly, that’d work.
Functionally similar
:<
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
a girlfriend would be nice thank you
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
Some potato chips.
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit…
Australian downvote.
