So much is going on in the world, but I think it’s important to take time to savor simple moments of pure pleasure — like watching state Rep. Todd Warner (R-Chapel Hill) complaining about people at the state Capitol wearing wires.

Y’all know that I am gleefully following the soap opera that is the Phoenix Solutions scandal. For those of you who haven’t been following, let me try to quickly bring you up to speed. Oh Lord, even that sentence makes me laugh. OK, back in the day, Republican Rep. Glen Casada was the state’s House speaker. Casada was like if an oil slick and a used car salesman had a baby. He had an aide, Cade Cothren, who was like if the cocaine bear and Gavin McInnes had a baby and abandoned it before teaching it about good facial hair. Casada is all, “I will make my friends and enemies kneel before me on my quest for power.” Cothren’s out here dropping all kinds of racist and sexist slurs, and for reasons that have never been adequately explained, regularly calling Casada “daddy” and helping Casada on his quest.

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