OTTAWA - Following America's unprecedented levying of 25% tariffs on all Canadian products, Prime Minister Trudeau announced that Canada will apply retaliatory tariffs to specific US goods, including any Trump family businesses that haven't already been driven into insolvency.

Asked whether US citizens should be concerned about economic fallout from Trump’s tariffs, Trudeau added, “I’m sure Americans can sleep soundly knowing that their entire economic future is being steered by the guy who bankrupted four separate casinos.”

  • PennomiEnglish
    12•23 hours ago

    Trudeau is finally being spicy about this and I’m here for it

    • @nunzilla
      17•23 hours ago

      Pretty sure this is satire

      • PennomiEnglish
        11•23 hours ago

        It is, the Beaverton is very oniony. Trudeau is starting to fight back irl too though.

        • Nik282000
          8•22 hours ago

          The title got me. The Beaverton has had a hard time making up news that is more ridiculous than reality.

    • @[email protected]
      7•23 hours ago

      I mean he was a little bit spicy if you watched the press conference, but the Beaverton is satire like The Onion.

  • @taiyang
    4•19 hours ago

    This is satire in a way we wish reality was. At some point though, sanctions on US oligarchs will probably happen, same way we did Russians. It doesn’t seem effective, but it certainly pisses them off.