Cross-posted from “Well, it finally happened: I MET SOMEONE!” by @[email protected] in [email protected]

We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I’ve never had communication so effortless. It’s like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that’s how you know)!

After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.

  • @[email protected]
    7•49 minutes ago

    You know, the thing that actually kind of bothers me about the “Fediverse chick” DM spam is that the pictures they use (there is more than one of the same person) look like they could have been taken from a hacked webcam. And I feel bad that this girl may have no idea her face is being used for spam.

  • @werefreeatlast
    2•23 minutes ago

    Dude, I can find you a better person! Just come over to my new site fedifriendfinder.com. for $23.75 a month you’ll be able to talk to anyone! For $7.99 you can even receive responses! Maximum 5. 5 responses! C’mon dude, let’s do this! There’s a whole bunch of whore housewives in your area who are bored and just want to talk to you!

    • asudoxOP
      1•8 minutes ago

      Single moms in my fediverse?! Hell yeah!