* Terms and political capture conditions apply

  • @Illegalmexicant
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    1210 hours ago

    Did Russia invade Ukraine?

    Well that’s a complicated question. There are negotiations going on.

    • @danc4498
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      38 hours ago

      I know this is satire, but it is so close to what people actually say.

    • @NegativeLookBehindOP
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      9 hours ago

      It’s really not, unless you’re a complete fucking moron.

      Since you’re asking, I’m guessing you are.

        • @danc4498
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          38 hours ago

          Ask him what 2+2 is and he’d probably need to check in with his boss first before declining to answer

        • @NegativeLookBehindOP
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          79 hours ago

          Thought you were one of them. Thanks for the added context and sorry for the hostility.

  • IninewCrow
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    913 hours ago

    Chinese customer asking for an interpreter to speak with the Russian salesman who keeps slapping the white stone walls.

  • @[email protected]
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    -312 hours ago

    Blaming foreigners for the actions of capitalists prevents you from recognizing the actual power structure, and which side of it you are on and have always been on.