my wife is addicted to tampons

my wife asks me to buy tampons for her all the time she goes through a pack of 20 every month its like she cant get enough and i dont know what to do about it she takes them into the bathroom and does god knows what with them

this is a growing problem

when we first got together i had a feeling she might have a bit of a problem with them but she was covert about it but shes not even bashful about it anymore shell call me at the store and KNOWING that i have her on speakerphone shell ask me for the BIGGEST tampons they have

the liberals are normalizing it

theyve normalized addiction what with all their tiktoks and their fentanyl can you believe it the companies that make these things are just preying on people like my wife getting them hooked on this stuff its a total disgrace and whats worse is the FAKE news media wont even report on it they just ignore it ive called my local new about this several times

we have to stop this listen up

look for warning signs

  • tampons blatantly placed in the trash right on top
  • your wife immasculates you at the store
  • increased irritability and DEMAND for tampons

stand up against it

  • stop buying tampons
  • raise awareness about tampon addiction
  • regularly ask the women in your life if theyre on their period (this is code)

i know it wont be easy but we have to try because the future of our nation depends on it

  • @hedge_lord
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    1 day ago

    What is a tampon?? I keep asking people what a tampon is but they will not tell me! Tell me, Janet, what is a tampon and why do you need one?! What are you doing with those?!! These are questions that liberals cannot answer! When I ask them their FACES just get all red because they are COMMUNISTS.

    I do not need any “sex ed” classes. I am not attracted to Ed and I already know what sex is.

  • @[email protected]
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    72 days ago

    My wife is also addicted. She keeps putting them in and taking them out…these tampons are touching my wife!

  • Unruffled [they/them]
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    92 days ago

    finally someone telling the truth about big tampon this is a nationwide epidermis

    just look at the correlation between tampon use and excessive bleeding its the tampon addiction that is causing the damage

    if more women were pregnant all the time they would be less likely to be tampon addicts to protect the baby from being poked in the eye so i think thats part of the solution and would also result in more patriots being born youre welcome

    • Not Chad McTruthOPM
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      82 days ago

      if more women were pregnant all the time they would be less likely to be tampon addicts

      this is a great idea now that you mention it i remember when my sister was pregnant she was addicted to olives instead of tampons but she had really bad withdrawals at first she was vomiting all the time

      i also remember when my mom quit tampons she had pretty bad withdrawal symptoms too like hotflashes

  • @mystik
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    62 days ago

    Is this like dihydrogen monoxide addition?