• @[email protected]OP
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      One is purple punch, one is sour diesel, and the third is sour punch. Gotta compare them.
      Her MATA Maid rolls them for her.
      She’s soooooo coool!!!

  • @Sanctus
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    91 day ago

    Talking to people anywhere about the tech bro coup be like:

    • @[email protected]OP
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      141 day ago

      Thanks, but I stole* the style from pmjv, who I am not.
      We don’t even share any of our brain cells!

      You can tell I stole the style, because mine is worse in comparison

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          It’s cool that you’re cool with people riffing off your cool stuff.

          I wish your site didn’t break my RSS reader so I could get your cool faster.

          Edit: Whoa scratch that, either you changed something or my app did, but it works now! Hell yeah!

    • @[email protected]OP
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      81 day ago

      Plus a Jack2Head Visor! She’s so cool!

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      Hopefully someone will teach her how to jailbreak them.

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      And tell her what jailbreaking is

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      and convince her that the jailbroken service alternatives are actually better than MATA’s

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      and make sure she doesn’t get unalived by the MCPD for having illegal jailbroken devices

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      never mind, maybe it’s just easier to upgrade to the new maid model every year

      • RVGamer06
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        You don’t have to write “unalive” on the fediverse, there’s no algos

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          My wetware algo told me to; maybe for ironic reasons, maybe because mata never kills people, of course