• @[email protected]
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    161 year ago

    A honk implies, in my mind, a quick press of the horn. I’d be holding it down until the traffic laws are once again obeyed

  • Mack7400
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    91 year ago

    Atheist: dies

    Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo

    Atheist: wtf

    Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol

    Atheist: nooooo

    • @CeruleanRuin
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      71 year ago

      That last line describes an antitheist more than a vanilla atheist. Frankly I’d be thrilled to die and discover I was wrong about there being no afterlife.

  • @demlet
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    61 year ago

    Conversion tactic level 1000.

  • @MothBookkeeper
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    51 year ago

    “Breathe if you’re a stupid dumb dumb head.”

    I reject their premise.

    • BrooklynMan
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      21 year ago

      Cut them off and shout, “MY DILDO’S NAME IS JESUS! MWAHAHAHA!"