I’m the reason we get a safety meeting today, if that counts? 😊
Sure, and it counts double if code you wrote was the reason for the safety meeting.
I am the senior dev and idk what the fuck I am doing, leave me alone
Just ask questions until people figure it out for themselves
Even at the interview?
just stare at it long enough, it’ll work itself out
Be the reason Legal has to get involved.
As staff engineer, I’m far too busy to read any of these comments. Also I haven’t written any code in 4 years
What does a staff engineer do? Engineers staff?
Is that your staff or are you just happy to see me?
As the senior dev, please don’t.
:3
:>
:<
*Looking at the senior devs JavaScript code
My God, it even has a watermark.
drops rubber duck
Wait, no, that’s a coffee stain. On the screen.
As someone who is not quite junior, but not quite senior, do it. It might just get me promoted ಠᴗಠ
You did so great on that case, were having a pizza party for the whole office!
Sounds like I’ve been promoted to the guy that eats the entire pizza by himself
… tell me again why you thought plugging into the prod server was a good idea?
Wait until becoming the reason your boss has to get involved
Be the reason the corporate PR team has to get involved.
Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved
It’s better to ask forgiveness than permission
Oh don’t worry, I get myself involved in plenty. I prefer to make problems at the architectural or “leadership” level though.
Yooo somebody called me?
