Bah. My wife got two masters degrees, but I’m the one who does the drugs. So there.

(She’s the one with a decent income. 😢)

Isn’t thst basically the plot of How to Sell Drugs Online Fast?

Go to school, study hard, get that high-paying job, do lots of drugs.

Then he got robbed

Then comes the drug lords who bought entire governments

The spelling and grammar in both the comic and OP’s title bother me, especially since there is a “stay in school” punchline.

Some examples:

Incorrect:

“Stay in School Kids”

Correct:

“Stay in school, kids.”

Incorrect:

“Woah, really?”

Correct:

“Whoa, really?”