• @[email protected]
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    421 year ago

    We need to prove that the swimming pool is functional! (also that’s kind of cute even if totally inapropriate, I love it)

    • @Imhotep
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      41 year ago

      I honestly don’t get it. Him being in the picture is inappropriate?

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        To advertise a house you usually choose clean, profesionnal looking pictures. That one looks like a vacation picture, it does not fit the tone I guess. Also house selling pictures don’t have people in it. (no weird sexual meaning here, just wrong context for that picture)

        • @Imhotep
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          41 year ago

          no weird sexual meaning here

          Too bad. Thanks for the explanation though

  • @[email protected]
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    271 year ago

    He doesn’t own the house. He’s just a dude that hangs out and uses the hot tub. He’s staying when the house sells.

    • @Rooty
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      61 year ago

      He also dispenses heart containers to adventurers passing by.

  • Seraph
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    271 year ago

    It’s beautiful, I see why they included the picture.

    Also, the flowers are nice.

    • ivanafterall
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      41 year ago

      It’d make me think of all the things that happened in that hot tub before I moved in. Gonna need several deep clean cycles.

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        Hot Tub Babies!

  • @FollyDolly
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    171 year ago

    I dunno I kinda want to buy the house more with a picture of this guy having a good hot tub time.

  • @domage
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    171 year ago

    You are just being jealous.

    • @SomeoneElseOPM
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      291 year ago

      Jealous of a back deck with a hot tub surrounded by lovely flowers? Hell yeah I am! Even the dude looks like he’s be good company.

      • @[email protected]
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        71 year ago

        The look of contemptedness is meant to make you jealous so you want to buy the house and have what he has ! (this hapiness is unfortunately not tied to the hot tub, but now you can be in debt AND miserable in a hot tub)

        • @SomeoneElseOPM
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          161 year ago

          I think you mean contentedness. You’re confusing content (being happy) with contempt (strong dislike or lack of respect). The sound fairly similar in English. I think it’s safe to say I’ll never own property, let alone one with a deck and hot tub! But I’m happy enough with a glass of wine in the bath 🛁

          • @[email protected]
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            51 year ago

            Darn it ! I doubted myself and changed it before posting. thanks for correcting me, I need it sometimes.

            • @SomeoneElseOPM
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              No problem! Your English is really really good - I checked your profile before I commented to check it wasn’t your native tongue!

  • Ibis
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    81 year ago

    unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    My neighbor is doing FSBO right now. He posted 12 pictures of his house. 4 are inside, and they only cover the kitchen and main living space. No bedrooms, no bathrooms, no basement… I don’t understand

  • Bizarroland
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    31 year ago

    Just so you know, that isn’t the current homeowner. Bob and his family come with the property due to a technical loophole in the 18th amendment.

    You can see he is quite happy with the arrangement.