• ThePowerOfGeek
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    9 days ago

    “What makes you qualified to be employed by Pink Food Tray Inc?”

    “I can shit on a bullseye from a quarter of a mile up.”

    “Welcome aboard!”

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      And yet if I use that response in an interview, it’s “unprofessional” and gets me “escorted out of the building by security.”