• @sugarfree
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    131 year ago

    He’s unstoppable, what a player.

  • MHPengwingz
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    131 year ago

    World’s most magisterial cheat code. I’m in awe that he comes to the MLS, doesn’t mail it in, plays full 90 in disgusting weather… I’m not a huge fan but this makes me admire him even more

    • wjrii
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      71 year ago

      I’m a Dallas fan and have been for, jeez, almost 20 years now. I’ve seen stars who come over and think this league is an ass-kissing tour and don’t put in the effort, and they get obliterated by the low-technique high-motor Americans that still make up half the rosters. I’ve seen stars who give it their best, but their bodies are done; they often look good for a bit but break down almost instantly. I’ve seen others whose games rely on getting world-class service or having world-class strikers on the other end; sometimes they adjust, and sometimes they just scream into the void that is Frisco on a 100-degree night.

      So far, Messi just does Messi things and there’s nothing you can do about it except hope to outscore him. Little walkin’-around motherfucker has the perfect game to pick apart MLS defenders for years to come. He doesn’t rely on pace anymore (to the extent he ever did), has the technique and awareness to stay away from the enforcers, and can create his own chances or exploit the space when his presence pulls defenders out of shape.

  • @echoplex21
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    91 year ago

    Honestly when that own goal went in making it 4-2, I knew this was going to be the result lol

    • _thisdot
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      11 year ago

      I felt the goalkeeping and defence was a joke. On both ends.

  • @teacs
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    61 year ago

    Literally anything other than that doesn’t go in. It’s like Leo plays darts with his foot

  • @HappySashimi
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    21 year ago

    This Messy fella seems pretty good, maybe Barcelona should snap him up?

  • forfe1t
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    21 year ago

    He is too overpowered for this league. Man should be playing in Europe/UCL with this quality. Good to see him being happy tho :)