Red Bull gives you (dead bird’s) wings

must’ve been charbroiled after 2 laps

So that’s why he was slowing down by 0.01s?

Other teams about to hire a magician to deposit pigeons in the Red Bull.

To think we could’ve been this close to an Alonso win

Wait, is this true? That would be insane, them managing brake temps with a bird in there, it would explain the Merc and Aston staying relatively close I guess

Well, that’s depressing. Just for a moment, I dared to think the pack might actually be closing up.

Catching game yourself is a weird way to save on catering costs.

Meanwhile that dead bird is undergoing harley quinn-esque mutation

I wonder if he could smell cooked bird in the cockpit.

Brake ducked