After trying everything else, his parents decided a new school might work. After some research, they decided that even though Jack had not been raised religiously, the local Catholic school’s sterling reputation made it the best choice.
Well, Jack gets home after his first day at Catholic school and immediately cracks open his math homework. His sister has never seen this before and asks about it. “Sis, this school doesn’'t fuck around with math; there are pictures of guys nailed to plus signs everywhere!”
Two paragraphs. You call two paragraphs “longish”?
Is a 140-character tweet really the baseline for today’s world?? How do I get off this planet.
My belief is that jokes are meant to be told to friends. So, there are normal, short jokes that take a few seconds to tell and then there are longer jokes which will take a or more and basically require you to pause the conversation. Those are longer jokes and thus, the warning, so that someone looking for good fast jokes doesn’t have to bother.
Maybe ask yourself whether you are actually upset about the length or whether you are just an unhappy person doing your best to spread that unhappiness?
