• @[email protected]
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    242 years ago

    Covering sucks. Nursing is hot before you have to put a sweaty blanket on, babies want to make eye contact while they’re nursing because it’s about connection and not just nourishment and in my experience, once they’re old enough to grab the cover, they’ll just throw it off their face and expose your titty anyway.

    As it turns out, having my tits out publicly didn’t lead to complete societal collapse, no matter how much I hoped it would.

    • @dystopOPM
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      62 years ago

      Not to mention it’s another piece of fabric for the baby to get milk, spit and potentially vomit on…

  • @flubba86
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    That baby’s face is hilarious. She’s like “Yo, where did mum go?”.

    • @dystopOPM
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      82 years ago

      Object permanence takes time for babies to learn haha

    • @art101
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      32 years ago

      Mama!!! Peekaboo is between two and two thirty right after this little piggy, please don’t mess with my schedule!

  • chuso
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    172 years ago

    The Spanish translation doesn’t make sense, seems to be made using the worst automated translator.

    • @dystopOPM
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      102 years ago

      This is an old picture, so I’m assuming it was made when translations weren’t fantastic yet.

    • @samus12345
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      62 years ago

      Google translate says “If you need mom to feed you please cover thank you”

      • @Hypersapien
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        42 years ago

        If you’re going to use Google Translate, take the text it gives you and feed it back in to see if it translates back into English correctly.

      • @stonesimulator
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        Google did some creative rewriting and killed half the joke. It actually says something like: “If you need mom[,] feed yourself you must. Covering! Thank you!”

        The original spanglish also has a spelling and grammar mistake: cubieta -> ‘cubierta’ (fem. part. form of “cubrirse”) which doesn’t fit at all here.

  • @zombuey
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    92 years ago

    Who are these people who simultaneously care about titties and also want to see less of them?

    • @dystopOPM
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      22 years ago

      Do you use it the same way as in the pic? :D

      • @psycho_driver
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        12 years ago

        No mine does not live as happy a life.

  • Dr. Moose
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    -422 years ago

    That’s one lucky baby

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      hidden for now

    • @Oniume
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      502 years ago

      Bro, creepy, what the fuck

      • Dr. Moose
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        -142 years ago

        Oh please don’t get bent out over a tittie joke lol

        • @Oniume
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          392 years ago

          Sexualising breastfeeding a baby is weird man

          • Dr. Moose
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            -172 years ago

            If that’s how you perceive the comment then you have your own problems to deal with. Peace ✌️

              • torafugu
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                He’s jealous that the baby gets to suck on a titty. I don’t understand why some people have that fetish.

              • @[email protected]
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                32 years ago

                “this kid’s lucky to have a mother that’ll say ‘screw the rules, I need to take care of my kid’”

                • @DimmedNeon
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                  It could have had that meaning had Dr. Moose not elucidated that he had made a tittie joke.

              • undermine
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                I thought it was funny, I saw it as: big boobs equals much milk. I normally don’t like to shame people for their sense of humor. Of course, there are some exceptions.