• @Beryl
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    1381 year ago

    “Reportedly” ? How hard would it be to verify this claim ? Now that’s some investigative journalism !

  • StarServal
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    851 year ago

    Is it because female body types in this game are smaller than males but the penis size remains the same, so they only appear larger?

    • @Cybersteel
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      91 year ago

      Yes. A fat person penis will look smaller despite being the same size as another who is normal.

  • @FrankTheHealer
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    551 year ago

    I hate that I can’t tell if this is a real headline.

  • Madbrad200
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    441 year ago

    It’s genuinely hilarious that I wasn’t sure if this was a real headline or not. It really does seem like the type of shit they’d write

  • @ArmokGoB
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    381 year ago

    Can’t play this game soon enough.

  • AaronStC
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    TIL you can hang dong in Baldur’s Gate 3.

    • @BloodyFable
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      261 year ago

      There’s 5 different types of dong to hang

    • Piecemakers
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      161 year ago

      To be fair, there are only two female genital options in BG3. Both called “vulva”, and the only difference is one has public hair while the other does not. If it were even remotely “woke”, not only would the options be more than “innies”, but they’d be more representative of realistic variance. /my2¢

      • @rambaroo
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        I honestly wish game devs would put their effort somewhere else. I hardly ever see my character naked. Having genital options just feels like a sales gimmick for teenagers

      • @[email protected]
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        Hey game dev, hope you’re okay missing your son’s first steps coz we’re busy crunching out those vulva options for our fantasy rpg.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        It’s actually race specific, there’s at least 3 vulvas, tho i wouldn’t be able to tell you the differences

  • @robbotlove
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    241 year ago

    Baldurs Gate, you had my curiosity … but now you have my attention.

  • @Sanctus
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    211 year ago

    DailyMail get don’t mad about optional shit in a video game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE). Seriously, I turned the nudity off. Its one of the first things it asks you about.

      • @Sanctus
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        121 year ago

        Foiled again, nobody is immune to propoganda. Thank you, insightful lemming for stemming the tide of disinformation.

        • @charles
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          91 year ago

          Respectfully, this is a circlejerk community.

          • @Sanctus
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            51 year ago

            No need to worry, I ensured I was jerking the nearest geometric shape when I commented.

  • Chariotwheel
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    201 year ago

    What?! I just wanted to have sex with a bear, and now I find out abouy depravity like this?!

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    DeathSantis bans Baldur’s Gate 3 in Florida

    • @[email protected]
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      151 year ago

      The headline is made up, but it’s impossible to tell whether it’s a joke or designed to manufacture outrage.

  • platysalty
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    151 year ago

    If you’ve messed around with Skyrim, uh, mods, you’ll know that these sizes bug out all the time. Probably less about being woke and more “I put 5 as a value for penis size, but 5 means different things in the male and female models”