Everything after “my house” seems a bit superfluous. The memes below might as well be emojis or bright red arrows and circles pointing at snoop dogg’s 40x jpg compressed joke.
His Ass Is Not A Mechanic 😂😂😂
Wow this comment is funny, see it’s funny cos it points out how useless the thing below it was, see how it does that? Everyone look at this comment here and I’ll explain how it does that so you know because you couldn’t figure it out from the first bit.
100 crying emoji snort eyebulge
Granted. The house fire subsides and there is no structural damage.
However, the house is now empty. Every belonging or piece of furniture has mysteriously disappeared.
You could only save one thing. You chose your house.
While that still sucks and there’s probably a lot of irreplaceable stuff that gets lost, the house is probably still the single most expensive thing a person can own. Take out every other thing inside my house and it’s still likely a fraction of the house’s value.
Maybe if instead of house you said home 🤔
Confused, you watch as everything in front of you burns to the ground. Driving upstate, you arrive at your parents house while you wait for the insurance claims to go through. The way you mom hugs you as you walk through the door, you realize your wish came true after all
Awwwww that was wholesome ☺️
Not mysteriously, they burned. Also, your loved ones and pets, all dead
As far as rebuilding goes, 0 smoke damage would be a major blessing
You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it
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Brilliant!
