Who would have thought? It figures…

Does anybody want a ride?

Like when I needed a spoon but I could only find knives

Imagine if they later found a black fly in their Chardonnay.

I need a concensus here - there was always a rumor that the reason the song had those lyrics was because all of them were coincidences, not irony, which thus made the song title ironic, well, ironic. True, or false?