Anon won’t eat his children.
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I could never make fruits/vegetables grow in my yard. Anon’s juices must be top notch fertilizer. Too bad it only works for plants.
enjoy my melon babies fam
Is this how you make Cabbage Patch Kids?
Watermelons are overrated anyways. They should be a third of the size with the same amount of flavor. Watermelon is a fitting name because they are water flavored melons; the La Croix of fruits
Yes and that’s what makes them so good
Honey melons are better. Even though they’re smaller
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Good honeydew.
Bad honeydew is just atrocious. I’ve had some really bad honeydew.
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Yeah no I won’t. You’re right.
Even though I always get lots of bachlash when I say that
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Dude they’re worth their weight in water when it’s hot out. Snack and hydration. Efficiency.
Should’ve used a grapefruit.
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SHULK SHULK SHULK
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“We’ll just tell your mother we ate it.”
Ahh the Midnight Mellon Mounter
That’s how you make Muskmelons
Was this down by the bay?
melon
Trip: “You should leave”
Re-seed the seedless melon
