Eyebrooms

Neutrino catchers

God, I can’t wait for this fad to blow over. From the moment I can tell it’s not real, what’s the point? Would I actually look taller if you could see the stilts under my trousers? It could be just me, but to me these “enhancements” look pretty much like these:

she looks pretty

I just got a haircut and like ¾ of my hair is now shorter than those stupid-ass lashes. I’d bet real money that 100% oh my hair is shorter than her stupid-ass fake nails.