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When you’re in the fellowship and you hear drums
Never noticed it before, but dude’s lookin’ like Mitch McConnell.
Mitch is this guy’s evil twin.
Wow, he does
“It scares the hell out of the orcs! My boys love it!”
Freeze frame. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Would you believe I used to be an elf? Any way let’s get back to my merciless slaughter.
You guys think Morgoth was jamming on an electric fiddle when he was doing his discordant thing?
Fingolfin challenged him to a fiddle throwdown
Well morgoth went down to Arnor he was looking for a soul to steal…
yeah and then Ungoliant showed up and ate the whole spread, the gazebo, everybody’s ride… anyways it was a mess…
The dark lord went down to Mordor
