• quicksand
      3·
      2 years ago

      His job is not being pet, nothing to do with security

      • Viking_Hippie
        6·
        2 years ago

        Awful conditions working for people doing awful things because awful people acting on superficial information made rash decisions that inconvenience people for little to no actual benefit.

        Sounds like a human job to me! 🤷

  • doggle
    61·
    2 years ago

    Okay, but what if, hypothetically, I did pet?

    • ickplantOPM
      11·
      2 years ago

      Believe it or not, straight to jail.

      • PiecemakersEnglish
        1·
        2 years ago

        That’s an odd way to spell “random cavity search”.

  • Viking_Hippie
    72·
    2 years ago

    Hardest sign to obey since “do not push button” at candy store… 🥹