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that’s literally the weirdest fuckin eagle i’ve ever seen in me life. looks like a vulture.
“MA! There’s a weird fuckin’ eagle outside!”
“get the fu- get HeyHEY—MA! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN EAGLE OUTSIDE. stop fuckin lookin at me you creepy ass eagle— WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING? MA.”
I crave more historically/mythologically inspired reversals of common motivational sayings
