• @distantsounds
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    421 year ago

    Aliens sounds more believable than that

    • @Demigod787
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      181 year ago

      I was thinking the same thing. Even in Dubai they barely use them and now you’re telling me it’s a common commodity for illegal miners in Peru. Ya right.

      • livus
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        121 year ago

        The miners are not Peruvian nationals. It takes a lot of capital to sneak into the Peruvian jungle and start mining.

        I’m a bit dubious about the jetpacks but the rest - that miners are trying to scare Indigenous locals - is legit, and it’s far from the first time this has happened.

      • @TheSmartDude
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        21 year ago

        I’ve never even seen one in practical use in Dubai. The most I’ve seen are prototypes of lab designs.

    • kamiheku
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      181 year ago

      Miners with jetpacks sounds like something straight out of a Commodore 64 game

    • @Aux
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      -81 year ago

      Commercial jetpacks are available for some time now, there are even jetpack attractions.

      • @HWK_290
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        61 year ago

        You keep saying that like you expect us to believe you…

  • The Snark Urge
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    411 year ago

    Hope they crash and get nursed back to health by the indigenous people, undergo a spiritual awakening, and lead a violent uprising against the mining company.

      • The Snark Urge
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        71 year ago

        We could call it Fern Gully: Origins and make it a realistic CGI with expressionless talking animals (and whoever is doing the work of Robin Williams and Tim Curry these days but worse).

    • @Aux
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      101 year ago

      Commercial jetpacks are available for some time now, there are even jetpack attractions.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        Miners are the last people in my mind that would use jetpacks. I mean, they’re usually deep underground, right?

        • @Shanedino
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          11 year ago

          I feel like underground mines are more and more a thing of thr past, I have seen many an operating surface mine but only old mines that were converted to attractions.

    • @HWK_290
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      71 year ago

      Miners not minors!

      (speaking of scifi…)

    • @Aux
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      -61 year ago

      Commercial jetpacks are available for some time now, there are even jetpack attractions.

  • @[email protected]
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    131 year ago

    I wish I was a flying miner pretending to be an alien so that I could harass villagers in Peru. That would be so awesome.

  • @schroedingershat
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    91 year ago

    Hypothesis: Attacks were just regular miners without jetpacks, but the villagers knew the cops wouldn’t do shit about them getting attacked or kidnapped.

    A bunch of rich white UFO-seekers livestreaming via satellite uplink and getting footage of it on the other hand would be far too hot for the police to bury. Plus some bonus tourist income.

    • @5BC2E7
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      71 year ago

      Aliens make more sense than ilegal miners flying in jetpacks.

    • Flying SquidM
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      41 year ago

      I’m doubting either explanation in this case.

  • Echo Dot
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    1 year ago

    I think this might be the first time that the official explanation is less believable than the conspiracy.

  • @[email protected]
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    81 year ago

    For the jetpack doubters (I was one too), someone posted this link on slashdot. Scroll down a bit and you’ll see a picture of a girl who snapped a picture on her phone of what is very clearly a guy in a jetpack of some kind. The theory is the miners use them to scout new locations to see if enough minerals are present to clear a road to them.

  • BarbecueCowboy
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    61 year ago

    The cops were watching Scooby Doo, and were like “Yes, lets go with that”.