I got circumcised in high school due to phimosis. I thought I had waited long enough and my then girlfriend and I tried having sex. Ripped a couple stitches and bled everywhere. Immense pain. I thought all the stitches had dissolved away already. Would not recommend. 0/10 even with rice.

Having one last fuck “for old times sake” after deciding to break off a relationship that was long dead. Both of us realizing mid-way that while our bodies were having sex, we both felt nothing. Super weird, sad, almost out of body experience. 0/10 will not try again.

Few years ago I hooked up with a FWB for a few months. It was pretty sweet until she broke the cardinal rule and crossed a line I was very strict about from day one: no hitting. She literally whipped me, with a whip! I gathered my shit immediately and left, never to talk to her again.

The time I went to an escort because I hadn’t been laid in a long time. I was super nervous and couldn’t perform. So awkward.

That was the first and last time I ever tried that bullshit.

I lost my virginity in the back seat of a moving vehicle while two friends turned up the radio and pretended to have a conversation like nothing was happening. It was so awkward that I didn’t orgasm. Imagine what it takes for a teenage boy not to orgasm. That’s my infamous first time.

I had a guy exhale as he tried to enter me. He didn’t start moving. “I think I came,” he said. I then realized that exhale was the only noise he made during orgasm. Cumming quickly can be very sexy to me, but put some feeling into it!

Hooked up with a girl off Tinder. I wasn’t all that attracted to her, but I hadn’t gotten laid in a while and she was down to fuck so I wasn’t going to be picky. When she showed up at my place it was clear she’d definitely used her most flattering pictures from a few years ago on her profile, but still figured it was just a one-night-stand so just get on with it.

We got inside when I started noticing (what I thought at first was) a really bad perfume that was too strong. She also acted a little weird, but there was a bit of a language barrier and figured she may just have been a bit awkward or on the spectrum. I wasn’t going to judge. As we had nothing in common with each other to talk about we just moved things on to the main reason we were there and started making out and undressing. As she was really wet I skipped foreplay and put it inside her (after putting on a condom, I wasn’t totally stupid).
After thrusting inside her for a bit she started mentioning how I was allowed to be rough with her, that she wanted me to choke and slap her. I was getting more uncomfortable with the whole situation by the second and decided to just speed up and thrust until I blew my load.
Got her to get dressed again and out of the door.

I think in hindsight the scent of bad perfume may have been the smell of alcohol on her, showing up drunk. That weirdly sweet alcoholic scent. Also explaining her weird behaviour. Which made me so thankful I hadn’t gone along in her request for slapping or choking. (Who the hell asks for that on a first hook-up anyway.) Couldn’t stop imagining what would’ve happened if she’d woken up next day sober, regretting the admittedly bad sex, with bruises of my hand around her neck. “No mister police man, she literally asked me for it. Honest.”

Whole thing really did kind of turn me off from one-night-stands / Tinder hook-ups.

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