Final Fantas - people fighting over the last cans of Fanta in the world.
Chrono Tigger - the adventures of Tigger travelling to Christopher Robin’s adulthood.
Secret of Man - NSFW
Dadspace - A game of smoking meats and questionable fashion choices
Don’t forget the bad jokes
that’s in the DLC - dad loadable content
What if I prefer my meats questionable and my fashion choices smoking?
I’d like to play the other games in that series, like Dad Rising and Dad island
Don’t forget Red Dad Redemption, House of the Dad and Left 4 Dad
Moral Kombat. A game where each player fights against their own vices, competing to build the most virtuous character.
Kant versus Hume, fight!
It’s just like real life except my vices win!
This is such a dum post; love it. Here we go:
Ass Effect 2: Interesting aliens
With all those close ups of asses this changes surprisingly little
Yeah, no plot change on this one.
“We’ll bang ok?”
Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.
actually sound like fun
I’m picturing a mix of Tron and Mutant Football League for hockey and the more I think about it, the more I want it.
The longer I think about it the more I want this game.
Who here remembers Bill Lambeer’s Combat Basketball?
Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.
Meta Gear Solid – a game about the metal gear series
Metal Gear Sold - merchant game in the style of steampunk Stardew Valley
Meal Gear Solid: Foodtrucks of Liberty
Metal Gar Solid: The adventures of a tanky robotic fish
All of Duty - you work in a company which, after several waves of layoffs, has been severely understaffed.
Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.
I would totally play this one.
So basically Ark Survival Evolved 😂
The Itcher - a man’s journey to free himself from feeling itchy.
Me when living in the tropics
I have no Mouth and I must Cream
… I don’t want to talk about it
That made me come up with the friendlier option:
I Have No Moth and I Must ScreamPoor guy just wants a moth.
AMOGUS - Nothing changed
Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is
Oat Simulator: the most intense game about preparing breakfast.
Ant-chamber: cleaning up an ant infestation in non-Euclidean space
Stay: a cat tries to stop its owner from leaving the house
Mincraft: a picture of a single block for minimalism
Shove Knight: a game about a knight that fights by shoving enemies off of cliffs
Udertale: goat mom starts a “business” after her teaching does not pay enough for the bills.
Until DAW: only the power of music can defeat the wendigo
Doki Doki literature cub: same game but all the characters are bears
Stay is like the opposite of Home Alone. The cat sets traps so the owner cannot leave.
I think you might have something there with oat simulator and stay!
I play Stay every day with my cat. I wouldn’t play a simulator of things I can do in real life… right? (Yes, I would)
Fallout: New Vegs - a post-apocalyptic farming simulator.
Here, have a Nuka-Quinoa
Gran Theft Auto - same as the original, but you play as an 86 year old woman named Mildred.
Andy Crush - dating sim.
Pathfinder Kinmaker: It’s all about managing your lineage.
Got Simulator: A simulator where you sit in a bus and the kid behind you ask if you have Simulators on your phone
GoT simulator - Crusader Kings but somehow with even more incest and also dragons.
