Since he got his pants back, he is not actually hanging out anymore.
Hey, zipper could be down.
Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.
I wouldn’t even bother. He’s probably a bill collector.
Does he collect duck bills? 🦆
Damn everyone in debt these days even the fuckin ducks
Imma be real with you, champ. If you’re losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don’t pass on those genes.
*jeans
Missed opportunity.
Bro did you just assume this was a duck sized duck? We clearly don’t have enough information from the post to eliminate the possibility this is a horse sized duck, which is quite terrifying.
How many ducks have you fought?! My God man!
Ducks are easy, geese on the other hand…
I’m guessing bro got into a tussle with a Canada goose.
That’s confidence.
I kinda wanna call him to learn more about the story.
If she doesn’t call him, he knows she’s not the right one
I feel personally attacked
Was it a horse-sized duck?
