Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...

Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

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10•1 year ago
I am sad. This one took me longer than i would like to figure it out.
@j4k3
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6•1 year ago
I ordered a chicken from newegg to refute your findings
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  2•1 year ago
  Which one crosses the road first? And why?
  - Dr Cog
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    1•1 year ago
    The chicken
    
    It has legs
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1•1 year ago
Removed by mod
Qwerty-Space
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1•1 year ago
I don’t get it. Explanation please?
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  1 year ago
  My mum explained it… See which one arrives first
  
  I love it

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