I was considering getting the surgery but I don’t want to be incontinent.

If so, can I hang out my diapers to dry to save on cost?

  • solidsnake@lemmy.ml
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    Everyone here is an idiot

    Think about it like my favorite analogy I use with my patients.

    Your cocknballs are just one of the paths. And so like when one highway has a car accident and traffic backs up, eventually cars will take an alternative route!

    You’ll pee out your butt!

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    incorrect: only one ball is for piss and the other is sperm; you’ll be fine

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      This.

      If there is pee in both your balls then you probably need to go to the hospital

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      Is it the same ball for everyone or do they have to do surgery to find out which is which?

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        if you’re right handed, it’s the left ball and if you’re left handed, it’s the right ball.

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          Wow I feel so dumb right now. This whole time I thought people were saying right-brained and left-brained when they were actually saying right-balled, that makes SO. Much. Sense. Talk about cringe!

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            you’re not far off, the balls are a sort of “hindbrain” for men.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    You’ve got it backwards: After the vasectomy you’ll never pee again! No balls => no piss. That’s science for ya