Finally something I’m good at.
Can do it in my sleep even.
There’s always someone watching.
Y̶̠̭̘͙̳̠͖̓̂̄̽̌̂̈́̒̓͆̎̓͘̚͝ͅo̶̡̝̼͖̫͙̩̱͉͚̤̘͝͝ͅų̷̡̢̢̳̰̳̫͕̯̘͙̙͇͑̿͂͜ ̴̠̠͉̤̮̫͚̠̭̫͎͆̒̈́̆͆͜͜͠ṃ̵̄̃̈́̔̄̓̓͘ȗ̵̧̨̥͙̯̩̜̼̼̬̳̰̲̺̓̽͗̈́̔̔͋̅̾̓̈͂̍̈s̴̡̛̥̹̪̣̳̣̟̮̦̓͑̇̿͋̈̈̓̄̈́̕̚͝t̶͚̙̮̦̹̦̝̘̗̦͒͗́̈́̅͜ ̵̳̱̞̏̿w̸̧̼̠̭͙̼̺̞̓̀̏̂̕è̴̩̱̮̠̣̟̦̦͙̳̯̚ͅa̸̢̖̞̘̙̠̪͔͔̗̖̓̿͆̎̍͗̕͜r̶̩̺̘̯̭̭͕͈̳͛̀̂̃͊͜ ̴̹̩̫͉̟̟̦̮͓̟͖̦̱͈͑͊̎͌̅̾́͘ͅa̷̟͕̻̅́̋̂̀͒̏̋̂̕ ̸̨͈͙̙̪̠̅͗̇͐͗͌͒̇͋̈́̑͘͠f̶̻͉̤̽̊͊ͅa̵̡̢̛̱̟̹͔̗̽̐̓̓̍̎̽̓͋͠ͅc̷̡̘̤̟̫̩͙̳̟̑̂̔̀̀̎̍̐͑͆͋̊͘͘͝ȩ̸̞͙̩͎̲̗̙̜̥͖̠̅̋̈́͂̽̓́͊̔̕͝
you know you live in a society when
Ooh if I’m not mistaken that’s the Manchester metrolink
Typical English tyranny
If your face is very easy to remember then it probably isn’t secure enough.
It is recommended to change your face periodically.
Legitimate support staff will never ask you to send them your face; if someone is asking for your face they are most likely trying to scam you.
[The face police as I walk by with a fresh face that I am wearing on my ass]: “Sir, you face is farting.”
Id like to take his face… off.
Literally 1984
Yes that is the rule at West Jesmond Metro station.
There’s been a lot of trouble round there and it’s very tough to identify people without a face.
Guy Fawkes face it is!
