Cruisin’ For A Bruisin’ - In Theatres This November

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I would change it so that Tom Cruise is the villain, the “Cruise ship” is actually just a yatch, but he named it after himself and calls it his “Cruise ship”, same with the missiles, they’re just named after him. Add in Raymond Cruz to the Crew and ditch Ted Cruz or just dump on him the entire film as a running joke.

Would the director of said movie be in Cruise Control?

If only Tom Cruise had a sense of humor