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Dad JokesEnglish • 2 years ago

Jesus once participated in a long distance race and came in second. Behind the goal line, he approached a bystander and asked when the other guy had arrived. The bystander said...

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Jesus once participated in a long distance race and came in second. Behind the goal line, he approached a bystander and asked when the other guy had arrived. The bystander said...

udon to

Dad JokesEnglish • 2 years ago

… about a few minutes BC.

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11•2 years ago
I was expecting a second coming/coming in second joke!
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  5•2 years ago
  I was expecting a John came forth or something. I’m happy with this :)
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I know it’s terrible, sorry :D

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