I asked Google Bard to rewrite the first five verses of the Bible using modern language and slang.

In the beginning, the chill was real. The whole universe was a giant ball of fire, And that was totally lit.

Then God was like, “Yo, this is whack.” So he made a bunch of stuff, Like stars and planets and galaxies.

And then he was like, “This is tight.” So he made Earth, And he put some plants and animals on it.

And then he was like, “This is lit AF.” So he made humans, And he told them to chill out and enjoy the planet.

And that’s how the world was created, According to the Bible. Peace out.

  • @Zoroastyyr
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    91 year ago

    This reads like a youth pastor’s first attempt breaking through to the youth

    • BigFigOP
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      11 year ago

      Check out the gen z one, it’s worse lol

  • @ItsYourBoyHalo
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    21 year ago

    That’s actually so cool, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Google Bard. I’ll check it out later.

    using modern language and slang

    Well if by modern it meant 2006 - 2008 then maybe that would be considered modern hahaha.

  • @fordlincolnhg
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    11 year ago

    I’d read the whole thing if it was written like this.