• Chariotwheel
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    971 year ago

    Tik Tok.

    Not Tik Toker or Tik Tok Content Producer.

    They want to be one with Tik Tok, they want to be Tik Tok. Every generation we are moving closer to the convergence of mankind.

  • @Confuzzeled
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    571 year ago

    I wanted to be a holy fool but I’m an atheist so fool it is.

    • @WhatAmLemmy
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      When I grow up I’m going to bovine university; majoring in tik tok.

  • @Wild_Mastic
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    Holy fool?

    A new job just dropped.

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    281 year ago

    Quite encouraging for the political future of the country that woke moralist and bureaucrat are above holy fool 😂

  • ikiru
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    271 year ago

    I would love to be a professional AirBnB squatter. That sounds awesome.

    Paid to permanently travel internationally and stay in AirBnBs for free and harass shitty landlords all over the world. That’s the life.

  • @[email protected]
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    I mean, let’s see.

    1. You work from home (or anywhere with internet)
    2. You are your own boss (esk)
    3. You can possibly make more money than any of the other jobs listed below.
    4. You job is to have fun making content.
    5. All you need is a smartphone (no diploma, no certification)
    6. Companies give you free shit to promote on your channel and pay you as well.

    Honestly, I hate it but it fucking makes sense tho.

    EDIT: Also seeing the rest of the list, all other jobs are doing something ilegal or corrupt, and that os worse than TikTok IMO.

    • @PyroNeurosis
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      31 year ago

      When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love.

      Even if it’s not a good idea.

  • DeGandalf
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    161 year ago

    Those numbers don’t even try to add up to 100%, so I guess each kid wants multiple things

  • The Snark Urge
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    You mean I’ve been stealing the job of a woke moralist all this time? Let this random Lemmy comment serve as my immediate ignominious resignation. I’m no blackleg, god damnit.

    Good thing I didn’t quit my day job as a bureaucrat.

    • @Tar_alcaran
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      41 year ago

      I’ve been woke moralizing for free, like some kind of chump. No more I say, I’ll stop doing it for free right now! I demand fair pay and equa… Damn it.

  • @[email protected]
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    Why not all of them? Hire as an uber driver, paint wojaks of your guests (while driving, shout: Jesus, take the wheel). Film everything for tiktok, and rob them out at destination. The rest is the stuff you talk about while driving.

    Edit: don’t forget to steal the keys for your new airbnb squad.

  • Roundcat
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    111 year ago

    I didn’t choose the crisis actor life. It told me not to come to school.

  • squiblet
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    91 year ago

    I just hope they don’t take my boomer job as a blahaj puppeteer…. fuckin woke kids