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Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

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Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

A can’t opener!

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StillNotAHero
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7•1 year ago
Opener?! I hardly know ‘er!

I’ll see myself out.
- @lando55
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  5•1 year ago
  Parallel thinking, glad to know I’m not alone!
@SuckMyWang
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4•1 year ago
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@lando55
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3•1 year ago
Opener? I barely knew her!
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2•1 year ago
Can Nopener.

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