For those that said it wasn’t modern enough, here it is with specifically Gen Z slang.

In the beginning, the Big G was shook. She was like, “I’m gonna pop off and make some fire stuff.”

So she made the sky and the land and the sea and all the animals. Then she was like, “This is lit, but it would be even more lit if I made some humans to vibe with.”

So she made Adam and Eve, and they were the bomb. They lived in the Garden of Eden and they were vibing so hard.

The Big G told them to chill and eat all the fruit they wanted, except for the forbidden fruit.

But Adam and Eve were sus about that and ate the fruit. Then Big G flew off the handle and they got kicked out of the Garden of Eden.