• @Spoops
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    441 year ago

    “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

  • @Xanthobilly
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    When did wingnuts take over Shitpost? Is it just me or are there a lot of conservative hot takes being posted today?

    • spacesweedkid27
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      Damn explain to me how this is conservative? This is just anti Biden or making a bit fun of him.

      Does not liking democrat elected presidents make me conservative?

      Edit: Yeah I saw the other posts of them, ignore this comment.

  • Bucky
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    161 year ago

    This is why he’ll win. Because Republicans live in an echo chamber where they think Biden is incompetent. If you look at the record he’s the best president since FDR.

      • @[email protected]
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        71 year ago

        Why lie like this

        I mean if you don’t like Biden, fine, but what’s with this weird need to pretend he can’t speak? He obviously can and it just sounds pathetic to deny reality like this

              • @[email protected]
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                41 year ago

                Yeah I get it he’s old and says awkward things sometimes. Wow, you really got him. Guess all those black people who voted for him in the primaries because they thought he had their best interests at heart were just idiots, eh?

      • @bglad
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        131 year ago

        “The economy is all that matters and the economic impact of the previous president’s policies magically end when the next president takes office.” /s

  • EnderWi99in
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    111 year ago

    Trump would just use Spaghetti O’s. The best O’s you’ve ever seen.

      • @Lizardking27
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        61 year ago

        Dude fuck off back to middle school. This place is for grown-ups.

          • @CIA_chatbot
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            81 year ago

            Nah I’d rather make fun your ass constantly so you know just how fucking stupid you are.

              • @CIA_chatbot
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                41 year ago

                Oh no fellas! My entire reason for living is gone!! The republicunt doesn’t take me seriously!

  • @Sanctus
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    101 year ago

    They just can’t stand their own echo chamber. They need others to unwillingly bare witness to their infantile rants.

  • @BadApe
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    41 year ago

    This isn’t even a good post. Half of OPs posts are just poor quality. I almost feel sorry for them for stuff like this.

  • themeatbridge
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    21 year ago

    Alphabet soup was invented in the 1890s. The first telling of this joke was two weeks later, when it was written about Queen Victoria, only in her 60s but afflicted by several physical conditions by that time, and printed by a young editorial intern named Joe Biden.