Oh man, this isn’t an antique meme–this is a chain email from the 90s.

In unrelated news, my back hurts.

I need to be qualified to give a urine sample? 🤔

Attorney: So you never met the deceased. Pathologist: Never saw him before he appeared on my autopsy table. Attorney: So, Mr. A could in fact still be alive and walking around. Pathologist: Well, I’ve got his brain in a jar in my office but I supposed he could be out there somewhere practicing law.

[told to me by Pathologist Father In Law]

Oral…

I feel like 3 and 5 came from the same malpractice case, and he really wasnt helping his case.

…i am quite sure that all lawyers are ‘the smartest person in the room’…