(on a serious note those are terrible choices for SCHOOL BATHROOM SIGNS because they’re literally visual innuendos and it feels incredibly gross)

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    Absolutely terrible, and yet I like it as an answering metaphor to the idea that multiple penises somehow wear out a vagina.

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      Idk I’m oripilated at the fact vaginas would sharpen my dick, it would disappear

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        I was so excited to come across a new word, oripilated, its got good word potential

        But upon searching, i became oripilated that there was no definition or existence of this word :(

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          What the fuck

          Where the hell did I get that then

          I swear I’m on my meds

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              Horripilation

              Well that’s a word I’m going to use at some point in my life. And given it’s NaNo season I’m possibly going to use it before the end of the week!!

              Seriously - what a fantastic word!!

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      Also hopefully it teaches boys to be wary of shoving their penises where they are not welcome?

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          If the image is supposed to represent what it’s suggesting?

          Not always, no.

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    Dah LGHDTVs are grooming our kidz!

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    Straight people are so weird sometimes.

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        This does look like a schoolyard, so… Are we ready to beat whoever thought of this with hammers?

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    Today I learned I’ve been using mine all wrong. I never knew you were supposed to twirl around your partner like that!

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      I see comments like that and the first thing that springs to mind is “Balrogs in your vagina? Have you considered seeing a doctor?”